TRADITIONAL DOWN DOWN SONG Here's to _______, he's (she's) true blue. He's (she's) a hasher through and through, He's (she's) a pisspot so they say. Tried to get to heaven, But he (she) went the other way. Drinking down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down HASHSTONES (To: the Flintstones) Hashers, meet the Hashers, They're the biggest drunks in history. From the hash of San Luis, They're the leaders in Debauchery. Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years, Watch them, as they down a lot of beers. Down down, down down down down, Down, down down down down down down down, down down. Down down, down down down down, Down, down down down down down down down, down down. THE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS (To: Addams Family) Their drinking is compulsive and, Their running is convulsive. They're morally repulsive, The San Luis Hashers. They're always shiggy tracking, From constantly bushwhacking, Intelligence they're lacking, The San Luis Hashers. Da da da da, Down Down (snap fingers twice w/ "down down"). Da da da da, Down Down. Da da da daa, Da, da da daa, Da da da da, Down Down. HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER (You may substitute sister for brother) Here's to brother hasher(s), Brother hasher(s), brother hasher(s), Here's to brother hasher(s), May he (they) chug-a-lug. He's (they're) happy, he's (they're) jolly, He's (they're) fucked-up by golly, Here's to brother hasher(s), May he (they) chug-a-lug. So drink chug-a-lug Drink chug-a-lug Drink chug-a-lug Drink chug-a-lug Here's to brother hasher(s), May he (they) chug-a-lug. Drinking down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down. HE'S THE MEANEST He's the meanest, He sucks the horse's penis, He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass. All he does is pound it, Ever since he found it, He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass. He's always pissing on us, He's rotten and dishonest, He's the meanest, He's a horse's ass. Drink it down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down. WHY WAS HE (SHE) BORN SO BEAUTIFUL? Why was he (she) born so beautiful, Why was he (she) born at all. He's (she's) no fucking use to anyone, He's (she's) no fucking use at all. He (she) might be a joy to his (her) mother, But he's (she's) a pain in the asshole to me! Drinking down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down, Down, down, down, down DO, RE, MI, DRINK (To: Do, Re Mi from the sound of music) Dough, the stuff that buys me beer, Ray, the guy who sells me beer, Me, the guy who drinks the beer, Far, a long way to get beer, So, I'll have another beer, La, I'll have another beer, Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer, That will bring us back to, (Look into an empty glass) Duhoooooh! HE (SHE) OUGHT TO BE PUBLICALLY PISSED UPON He (she) ought to be publicly pissed upon. He (she) ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!) and stuffed in a public urinal And kept there to fester and rot. Drinking down, down,down, down, Down, down,down,down, Down, down,down,down, Down, down,down,down DOES A HASHER? Melody - Do Your Balls Hang Low? Does a hasher like to walk, Does a hasher like to run, Does a hasher like to be where they're having all the fun? Can he drink a 12-ounce beer, While his friends all sing and cheer, Now your time has come. So drink it down, down, down . SOLDIER SONG Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be, To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee, For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country, Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be. MY ONE SKIN My one skin hangs down to my two skin, My two skin hangs down to my three, My three skin hangs down to my foreskin, My foreskin hangs down to my knee. Roll back, roll back, Please roll back my foreskin for me, for me. My body lies over the ocean, My body lies over the sea. My father lies over my mother, And that's how they created me. Roll back, roll back, Please roll back my foreskin for me. HER LEFT TIT Her left tit hangs down to her belly Her right tight hangs down to her knee If her left tit did equal her right tit She’d get much more weinie from me Drink it down, down, down, down… WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK? (To: Where Oh Where Were You Last Night (from Hee Haw) ) Where, Oh Where were you last week? Why did you make us hash all alone? You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here. So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer Drink it down, down, down, down… DRINK TWO BEERS We drink two beers in the morning We drink two beers at night We drink two beers in the afternoon It makes us feel alright We drink two beers in times of peace And two in times of war We drink two beers before we drink two beers And then we drink two more Drink it down, down, down, down… YOU ARE MY HASHIT You are my hashit, my only hashit You make me happy when skies are gray You never no dear how much I love you Please don’t take my hashit away Drink it down, down, down, down… HYMN Hymn, hymn Fuck him DOWN DOWN DOWN YOUR BEER (To: Row, Row, Row Your Boat) Down Down Down your beer, To pay for your crime. Quit complaining about the taste, There's no sperm this time. Drink it down, down, down, down… SALLY IN THE ALLEY Sally in the alley, sifting cinders Lifted up her skirt and farted like a man The wind from her butt blew out six winders The cheeks of her ass went bam! bam! bam! WHIP IT OUT AT THE BALLGAME (to the tune “take me out to the ballgame) Whip it out at the ballgame Wave it round at the crowd Dip it in peanuts and cracker jack If you like you can give it a whack ‘Cause it’s beat your meat at the ball game If you don’t cum it’s a shame For it’s one, two, you’re covered in goo At the old ball game!! SHITTY TRAIL To the tune of "The Mickey Mouse Club" – S-H-I, T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L Shitty trail (It sucked!) Shitty trail (Totally fucked!) Those mother fuckers laid a shitty trail I'd rather sit here And drink my beer Than run your shitty trail S-H-I T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L Drink it down, down, down, down…. |
| This is just a small sampling of songs, but you get the idea eh! |
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