VIRGIN!!!!!
Congratulations!! For the first time
in your life you get to be a Virgin
all over again.  This is the term
that all first time "Hashers" get
and you should wear it as a badge
of honor.
You are only considered a Virgin
until after your first run and
then your part of a great
world wide organization
that focuses on friendship,
socializing, exercise and
general good will.
O.K, so I'm a Virgin, now what?